Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A man may sometimes be forgiven the \ | kiss to which he is not entitled, but | | never the kiss he has not the | \ initiative to claim. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;