Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's all right letting yourself go as \ | long as you can let yourself back. | | | \ -- Mick Jagger / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;