Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When a woman marries again it is \ | because she detested her first husband. | | When a man marries again, it is because | | he adored his first wife. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;