Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you \ | a lot of expensive questions your wife | | asks you for nothing. | | | \ -- Joey Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;