Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The first myth of management is that it \ | exists. The second myth of management | | is that success equals skill. | | | \ -- Robert Heller / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;