Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Adding manpower to a late software \ | project makes it later. | | | \ -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;