Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > If you don't need X then little \ | VT-100 terminals are available for real | | > cheap. Should be able to find decent | | ones used for around $40 each. > For | | that price, they're a must for the | | kitchen, den, bathrooms, etc.. :) | | You're right. Can you explain this to | | my wife? | | | | -- Seen on c.o.l.development.system, on | \ the subject of extra terminals / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;