Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Bill Dickey is learning me his \ | experience. | | | \ -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;