Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #13: SLOBOL | | | | SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or | | lack of it, of its compiler. Although | | many compilers allow you to take a | | coffee break while they compile, SLOBOL | | compilers allow you to travel to | | Bolivia to pick the coffee. Forty-three | | programmers are known to have died of | | boredom sitting at their terminals | | while waiting for a SLOBOL program to | | compile. Weary SLOBOL programmers often | | turn to a related (but infinitely | \ faster) language, COCAINE. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;