Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you've done six impossible things \ | before breakfast, why not round it off | | with dinner at Milliway's, the | | restaurant at the end of the universe? | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at | \ the End of the Universe" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;