Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Household hint: \ | | | If you are out of cream for your | | coffee, mayonnaise makes a | | | \ dandy substitute. / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;