Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, \ | *we* go. | | | \ -- Austin Dobson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;