Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /solaris is bsd, so it should \ | work * Espy takes wichert's crack pipe | \ away / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;