Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /ltd: Fine, go through life \ | just pointing and grunting at | | | \ what you mean. Works for Mac users. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;