Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Even if you want no state, or a \ | minimal state, then you still have to | | argue it point by point. Especially | | since most minimalists want to keep | | exactly the economic and police system | | that keeps them privileged. That's | | libertarians for you -- anarchists who | | want police protection from their | | slaves!" | | | | -- Coyote, in Kim Stanley Robinson's | \ "Green Mars" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;