Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you cannot in the long run tell \ | everyone what you have been doing, your | | doing was worthless. | | | \ -- Edwim Schrodinger / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;