Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Landru! Guide us! \ | | | -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the | \ Archons", stardate 3157.4 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;