Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Bureau Termination, Law of: \ | | | When a government bureau is scheduled | | to be phased out, | | | | the number of employees in that bureau | | will double within | | | \ 12 months after the decision is made. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;