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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The feeling persists that no one can    \
| simultaneously be a respectable writer  |
| and understand how a refrigerator       |
| works, just as no gentleman wears a     |
| brown suit in the city. Colleges may be |
| to blame. English majors are            |
| encouraged, I know, to hate chemistry   |
| and physics, and to be proud because    |
| they are not dull and creepy and        |
| humorless and war-oriented like the     |
| engineers across the quad. And our most |
| impressive critics have commonly been   |
| such English majors, and they are       |
| squeamish about technology to this very |
| day. So it is natural for them to       |
| despise science fiction.                |
|                                         |
\ -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Science Fiction" /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;