Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The feeling persists that no one can \ | simultaneously be a respectable writer | | and understand how a refrigerator | | works, just as no gentleman wears a | | brown suit in the city. Colleges may be | | to blame. English majors are | | encouraged, I know, to hate chemistry | | and physics, and to be proud because | | they are not dull and creepy and | | humorless and war-oriented like the | | engineers across the quad. And our most | | impressive critics have commonly been | | such English majors, and they are | | squeamish about technology to this very | | day. So it is natural for them to | | despise science fiction. | | | \ -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Science Fiction" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;