Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to \ | fly over the village or through any of | \ its streets. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;