Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A cow is a completely automated \ | milk-manufacturing machine. It is | | encased in untanned leather and mounted | | on four vertical, movable supports, one | | at each corner. The front end of the | | machine, or input, contains the cutting | | and grinding mechanism, utilizing a | | unique feedback device. Here also are | | the headlights, air inlet and exhaust, | | a bumper and a foghorn. | | | | At the rear, the machine carries the | | milk-dispensing equipment as well as a | | built-in flyswatter and insect | | repeller. The central portion houses a | | hydro- chemical-conversion unit. | | Briefly, this consists of four | | fermentation and storage tanks | | connected in series by an intricate | | network of flexible plumbing. This | | assembly also contains the central | | heating plant complete with automatic | | temperature controls, pumping station | | and main ventilating system. The waste | | disposal apparatus is located to the | | rear of this central section. | | | | Cows are available fully-assembled in | | an assortment of sizes and colors. | | Production output ranges from 2 to 20 | | tons of milk per year. In brief, the | | main external visible features of the | | cow are: two lookers, two hookers, four | | stander-uppers, four hanger-downers, | \ and a swishy-wishy. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;