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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A cow is a completely automated         \
| milk-manufacturing machine. It is       |
| encased in untanned leather and mounted |
| on four vertical, movable supports, one |
| at each corner. The front end of the    |
| machine, or input, contains the cutting |
| and grinding mechanism, utilizing a     |
| unique feedback device. Here also are   |
| the headlights, air inlet and exhaust,  |
| a bumper and a foghorn.                 |
|                                         |
| At the rear, the machine carries the    |
| milk-dispensing equipment as well as a  |
| built-in flyswatter and insect          |
| repeller. The central portion houses a  |
| hydro- chemical-conversion unit.        |
| Briefly, this consists of four          |
| fermentation and storage tanks          |
| connected in series by an intricate     |
| network of flexible plumbing. This      |
| assembly also contains the central      |
| heating plant complete with automatic   |
| temperature controls, pumping station   |
| and main ventilating system. The waste  |
| disposal apparatus is located to the    |
| rear of this central section.           |
|                                         |
| Cows are available fully-assembled in   |
| an assortment of sizes and colors.      |
| Production output ranges from 2 to 20   |
| tons of milk per year. In brief, the    |
| main external visible features of the   |
| cow are: two lookers, two hookers, four |
| stander-uppers, four hanger-downers,    |
\ and a swishy-wishy.                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;