Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The public demands certainties; it must \ | be told definitely and a bit raucously | | that this is true and that is false. | | But there are no certainties. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken, "Prejudice" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;