Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Hating the Yankees is as American as \ | pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating | | on your income tax. | | | \ -- Mike Royko / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;