Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag \ | them down to your level. | | | \ -- Quentin Crisp / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;