Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft \ | is the question. NO (or Linux) is the | | answer. | | | | -- Taken from a .signature from someone | \ from the UK, source unknown / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;