Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Civilization, as we know it, will end \ | sometime this evening. See SYSNOTE | \ tomorrow for more information. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;