Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Beauty is truth, truth beauty, that is \ | all Ye know on earth, and all ye need | | to know. | | | \ -- John Keats / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;