Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Psychologists think they're \ | experimental psychologists. | | Experimental psychologists think | | they're biologists. Biologists think | | they're biochemists. Biochemists think | | they're chemists. Chemists think | | they're physical chemists. Physical | | chemists think they're physicists. | | Physicists think they're theoretical | | physicists. Theoretical physicists | | think they're mathematicians. | | Mathematicians think they're | | metamathematicians. Metamathematicians | | think they're philosophers. | \ Philosophers think they're gods. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;