Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Certain passages in several laws have \ | always defied interpretation and the | | most inexplicable must be a matter of | | opinion. A judge of the Court of | | Session of Scotland has sent the | | editors of this book his candidate | | which reads, "In the Nuts (unground), | | (other than ground nuts) Order, the | | expression nuts shall have reference to | | such nuts, other than ground nuts, as | | would but for this amending Order not | | qualify as nuts (unground) (other than | | ground nuts) by reason of their being | | nuts (unground)." | | | \ -- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;