Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Er, Tom, I hate to be the one to point \ | this out, but your fix list is starting | | to resemble a feature list. You must be | | human or something. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199801081824.KAA29602@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;