Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Most of us, when all is said and done, \ | like what we like and make up reasons | | for it afterwards." | | | \ -- Soren F. Petersen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;