Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The English have no respect for their \ | language, and will not teach their | | children to speak it. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;