Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / That means I'll have to use $ans to \ | suppress newlines now. Life is | | ridiculous. | | | | -- Larry Wall in Configure from the | \ perl distribution / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;