Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I had another dream the other day about \ | music critics. They were small and | | rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if | | they had stepped out of a painting by | | Goya. | | | \ -- Stravinsky / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;