Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / George Orwell 1984. Northwestern 0. \ | | \ -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;