Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / To be wise, the only thing you really \ | need to know is when to say "I don't | \ know." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;