Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If all the seas were ink, And all the \ | reeds were pens, And all the skies were | | parchment, And all the men could write, | | These would not suffice To write down | \ all the red tape Of this Government. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;