Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Consent decree: \ | | | A document in which a hapless company | | consents never to commit | | | | in the future whatever heinous | | violations of Federal law it | | | \ never admitted to in the first place. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;