Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The inability to benefit from feedback \ | appears to be the primary cause of | | pseudoscience. Pseudoscientists retain | | their beliefs and ignore or distort | | contradictory evidence rather than | | modify or reject a flawed theory. | | Because of their strong biases, they | | seem to lack the self-correcting | | mechanisms scientists must employ in | | their work. | | | | -- Thomas L. Creed, "The Skeptical | \ Inquirer," Summer 1987 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;