Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Women are always anxious to urge \ | bachelors to matrimony; is it from | | charity, or revenge? | | | \ -- Gustave Vapereau / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;