Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit \ | or byte to read or write, I/O, I/O, | \ I/O... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;