Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is not the critic who counts, or how \ | the strong man stumbled, or whether the | | doer of deeds could have done them | | better. The credit belongs to the man | | who is actually in the arena, whose | | face is marred by dust and sweat and | | blood, who strives valiantly, who errs | | and comes short again and again; who | | knows the great enthusiasm, the great | | devotion, and who spends himself in a | | worthy cause, and if he fails, at least | | fails while daring greatly, so that | | he'll never be with those cold and | | timid souls who never know either | | victory or defeat. | | | \ -- Teddy Roosevelt / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;