Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you are going to run a rinky-dink \ | distro made by a couple of volunteers, | | why not run a rinky-dink distro made by | | a lot of volunteers? | | | \ -- Jaldhar H. Vyas on debian-devel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;