Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: Why do people who live near Niagara \ | Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because | | every morning they wake up thinking | | "What *is* that noise? | | | \ Oh, right, *of course*! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;