Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it \ | is an element of faith. | | | \ -- Paul Tillich, German theologian. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;