Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In order to succeed in any enterprise, \ | one must be persistent and patient. | | Even if one has to run some risks, one | | must be brave and strong enough to meet | | and overcome vexing challenges to | | maintain a successful business in the | | long run. I cannot help saying that | | Americans lack this necessary | | challenging spirit today. | | | \ -- Hajime Karatsu / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;