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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ ...And no philosophy, sadly, has all    \
| the answers. No matter how assured we   |
| may be about certain aspects of our     |
| belief, there are always painful        |
| inconsistencies, exceptions, and        |
| contradictions. This is true in         |
| religion as it is in politics, and is   |
| self-evident to all except fanatics and |
| the naive. As for the fanatics, whose   |
| number is legion in our own time, we    |
| might be advised to leave them to       |
| heaven. They will not, unfortunately,   |
| do us the same courtesy. They attack us |
| and each other, and whatever their      |
| protestations to peaceful intent, the   |
| bloody record of history makes clear    |
| that they are easily disposed to        |
| restore to the sword. My own belief in  |
| God, then, is just that -- a matter of  |
| belief, not knowledge. My respect for   |
| Jesus Christ arises from the fact that  |
| He seems to have been the most virtuous |
| inhabitant of Planet Earth. But even    |
| well-educated Christians are frustrated |
| in their thirst for certainty about the |
| beloved figure of Jesus because of the  |
| undeniable ambiguity of the scriptural  |
| record. Such ambiguity is not apparent  |
| to children or fanatics, but every      |
| recognized Bible scholar is perfectly   |
| aware of it. Some Christians, alas,     |
| resort to formal lying to obscure such  |
| reality. - Steve Allen, comedian, from  |
| an essay in the book "The Courage of    |
|                                         |
\ Conviction", edited by Philip Berman    /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;