Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak \ | innocents who always seem to be located | | on a natural invasion route. | | | | -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate | \ 3198.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;