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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ One day the King decided that he would  \
| force all his subjects to tell the      |
| truth. A gallows was erected in front   |
| of the city gates. A herald announced,  |
| "Whoever would enter the city must      |
| first answer the truth to a question    |
| which will be put to him." Nasrudin was |
| first in line. The captain of the guard |
| asked him, "Where are you going? Tell   |
| the truth -- the alternative is death   |
| by hanging."                            |
|                                         |
| "I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be     |
| hanged on that gallows."                |
|                                         |
| "I don't believe you."                  |
|                                         |
| "Very well, if I have told a lie, then  |
| hang me!"                               |
|                                         |
| "But that would make it the truth!"     |
|                                         |
\ "Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth." /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;