Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence. \ | | | Contrary to what you may have heard, | | silence of those present is | | | | not necessarily consent, even the | | reluctant variety. They simply may | | | | sit in stunned silence and figure ways | | of sabotaging the plan after | | | \ they regain their composure. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;